Don't blame me, people. Science says this: "Men like it when women let them know when they're happy. Women like it when men share their anger and frustration."
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Mars needs women: "Women will be among the first teams to take part in pioneering trips to Mars, experts have said. Any future missions to one of Mars' two moons are only likely to happen by 2033. And despite it being Neil Armstrong and his two male colleagues who first set foot on the Moon, some of the world's leading space experts believe that women could be on the first explorations to the 'red planet.'"
"The latest figures issued by the World Economic Forum are alarming. In the organization's 2010 Global Gender Gap Report, Italy ranks 74th among 134 countries, below Colombia and Venezuela. In no other European country do so few women work outside the home (only 44 percent), and those that do earn half as much as their male counterparts. They spend 21 hours a week doing domestic chores, longer than any other European woman. Only five percent of Italian men have ever operated a washing machine."
"With her fulfilling managerial job and enviable 18th century cottage, 27-year-old Abigail Gavin has already achieved what many women in their late 20s aspire to. What Abigail doesn’t have is…" —Guess what Abigail doesn't have! GUESS!
"Women care about height and for many short men who are looking for a wife that means either settling for one who is less attractive or not finding one at all. There is a silver lining though: a short man who is able to establish himself economically could very well find that later in life he has a younger wife than his taller friends."
Science, answer this age-old mystery for me: Why are women less likely than men to have casual sex with a stranger?
The playing field isn’t level. Men, after all, can almost be guaranteed a pleasurable sexual encounter if they’re with someone they find attractive. But Conley points to new, yet-to-be published research by sociologist Elizabeth Armstrong which finds “women orgasm only 35 percent as often as men in first-time sexual encounters.” “Women’s perception that their heterosexual casual sex partners will be unlikely to give them pleasure is not unwarranted,” Conley states.
Tough times for todgers on Knifecrime Island: "The recession is diminishing the contents of British men's trousers in more ways than one, a sex survey suggests." (What they mean by "more ways than one" there is that not only do British men have less money in their pants, they are also having problems with the drooping dongs that dangle therein.) But it's not just the recession that is to blame for Albion's defective dicks; the ladies of the land are knob-obsessed, sex-starved harpies who are gagging for it and will slice it right off if they don't get it the way they want.
Look, ladies, if scientist Stephen Hawking, whom we as a society have chosen to designate as the world's smartest man—the guy who literally wrote the book called The Theory of Everything—admits that even a person in possession of his vast intellectual capabilities and comprehension of the systems that make our world run cannot understand women, how do you expect someone of my much more modest intelligence to figure out why the hell you're crying? Get off my back.
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"I'm an outspoken supporter of the Canadian trio, and mean no offense to fans of the band. But I wanted to offer these photos as proof that there's no place on the planet lonelier than the women's bathroom at a Rush concert." [Via]
Hey, fellas: Want to do sex to that special—or simply just available—lady in your life? Text her! "Nearly 40 percent of women say that social-networking media, such as text-messaging and Facebook, are causing them to jump into the sack faster with partners than they would have in the past, according to a poll by Men's Fitness and Shape magazines." Some clinical psychologist suggests that the false sense of intimacy texting provides will get you over the hump (heh), as the lady in question will think that "you've actually been together for a longer amount of time, so it's actually OK to have sex quicker. You may have gone [...]
