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Smart, Sportsy Things For You To Say During Super Bowl XLVI

Want to be a pretentious show-off with your friends this weekend when the big game is on? But you don't know the difference between the infield fly rule and a two-line pass (or even to what sports they apply)? Well, it's OK. Sports radio enthusiast and noted laundromat-lurker Jim Behrle, who graced us with his haiku picks this NFL season, has once again written down a cheat sheet of smart-sounding things you can spout during the Super Bowl! Remember, always take a pause in the middle of every sentence for maximum gravitas. Don't choke on a nacho while you opine! READ MORE

AFC and NFC Championship Sestina and Villanelle Picks

At New England -7 Baltimore 50

The Ravens are well known for their defense

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NFL Playoff Sonnet Picks

New Orleans -4 At San Francisco 47

The Saints' offense is historically great

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NFL Wildcard Weekend Sonnet Picks

Saturday, January 7 READ MORE

Football Pick Haikus For Week 17

January 1 READ MORE

Football Pick Haikus For Week 16

December 22

Houston -6 At Indianapolis

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Football Pick Haikus For Week 15

Thursday, December 15

At Atlanta -12 Jacksonville

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Football Pick Haikus For Week 14

Thursday, December 8

At Pittsburgh -14 Cleveland

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Football Pick Haikus For Week 13

Thursday, December 1

Philadelphia -3 At Seattle

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Football Pick Haikus For Week 12

Thursday, November 24

Green Bay -6.5 At Detroit

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