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Is Your Internet Rude and Broken Yet?

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— Yuri Victor ♥ (@yurivictor) June 4, 2014

A brief glimpse into the near future, where the internet never works and passive aggression is the only remaining response.


Annoying Jews and/or Asians Disturb Fashion Genius

There are conflicting accounts of the incident that IS ROCKING PARIS and MY WORLD right now, in which Dior's John Galliano tussled with a lady with an ugly handbag and her Jewish and/or Asian friend. (Some reports say he said "anti-Semitic things" (though no one will say what!) and other reports say he called them "Asian." Youch, harsh language, I guess?) The police arrived, and he was released this morning. How could ugly people in Paris get in the way of the designer of Dior? I hope they're happy that he's been "suspended" from his job. I smell a plot, as in, there's always someone younger coming [...]


The Last Two-Newspaper Town in America Means War

As of today, Philipstown, New York, is a two-newspaper town. Like all such things, it's already gotten ugly: "This week, news of Gordon Stewart’s [new] paper spread around town. On Monday afternoon, he received a phone call from Doug Cunningham, the editor of the Putnam County News and Recorder. 'He was so wound up,' Stewart said. Cunningham wanted to know if there was a liberal conspiracy behind the paper involving the local Democratic politicians, or the Hudson Valley Land Trust, or 'the Facebook guys,' referring to Chris Hughes and his partner Sean Eldridge, who own an estate in the area." Oh Lordy.


Katie Roiphe Better Look Out After School by the Bike Racks

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I am so BORED with Katie Roiphe's "I like the sexist drunk writers" bullshit. She happily trashes my husband, but guess what bitch?Fri Mar 25 01:42:58 via TweetDeckAyelet Waldmanayeletw

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He not only writes rings and rings and rings around you, but the same rings around your drunken literary love objects.Fri Mar 25 01:43:27 via TweetDeckAyelet Waldmanayeletw

If you say "Michael Chabon, Michael Chabon, Michael Chabon" in the mirror that [...]