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If you are doing one of those low-carb diets you might want to stay away from the papers today, because it is bread all the way down to the guts.


New Yorkers Pissed Off About Fancy Carb Shortage

Listen, Frenchie, it's a tough town. If you can't keep up with the doughnut croissants, don't be surprised if we get a little free with the fingerwork.


Reconstituted Pork Offal Slurry "Gray, Flat, Stacked And Vividly Ribbed"

And, in case you somehow missed it: "For three decades, the sandwich has come in and out of existence, popping up in certain regional markets for short promotions, then retreating underground to its porky lair—only to be revived once again for reasons never made entirely clear. Each time it rolls out nationwide, people must again consider this strange and elusive product, whose unique form sets it deep in the Uncanny Valley—and exactly why its existence is so fleeting."


Man With Bad Teeth Wants Better Teeth

"The Pogues' Shane MacGowan is searching for a dentist who can fix his infamously bad teeth so he can start a Hollywood film career."