If only it were operational yet, Apple could have saved Tiger Woods a lot of anguish.

Germany had a very interesting weekend. While an art exhibit exploring the wider cultural climate that allowed for Hitler's rise to power opened at the German Historical Museum, Angela Merkel declared that the country's attempt at multiculturalism had "failed utterly," seemingly aligning herself with harder-right voices in the government that have reacted to a growing population of Middle Eastern Muslims by pushing for a tightening of immigration laws and enforcing a "dominant German culture." And also, Der Spiegel's Matthias Shulz wrote this great article on the recent findings of the "Leche" project-an international evolutionary biological study established "to genetically probe the beginnings of butter, milk and cheese"-that is oddly related to those first two things. READ MORE

Hey, if you're looking for a babysitter for your infant bonobo ape, I know of someone. His name is Nyota. He's a twelve year old male who graduated from Georgia State University. He lives in Des Moines, Iowa now, so car fare might present a challenge. But he has lots of experience caring for Teco, his fourth month old cousin, and excellent references. READ MORE

"One lawyer representing 33 men who agree to share media-deal profits equally is a recipe for disaster. Here's why: as the group does interviews, the individual personalities of the miners will flourish, and one member of the pack will emerge as the breakout star, like Beyoncé from Destiny's Child. The Chilean Beyoncé will receive offers that his fellow miners won't – a spot on Dancing With the Stars here, a cameo on A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila there – and he will grow increasingly bitter, as he is forced to split profits 32 ways."

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