If you are into eviscerations you will find this to your liking.

"Why are bicyclists portrayed as inhuman creatures unworthy of sympathy, dismissing an incredibly diverse world of practice (bicycling) because of the stupid behavior of a few jerks?"

Hahaha, remember when RickRolling was a thing? God, were we really that stupid? [That link is FINE, btw. Trust me.]

"For those who believe that philosophy is, by and large, little more than stating the obvious with extra jazz hands, De Botton's porn manifesto will not persuade them otherwise."

"We promised you a terrific Extra Mooga experience this past weekend and we didn’t deliver, particularly in providing an adequate amount of food and beverage on Saturday. We’re very sorry if we disappointed you." READ MORE

"50 percent has become the new 40 percent."

"For the coming few decades, Randers predicts, life on Earth will carry on more or less as before. Wealthy economies will continue to grow, albeit more slowly as investment will need to be diverted to deal with resource constraints and environmental problems, which thereby will leave less capital for creating goods for consumption. Food production will improve: increased carbon dioxide in the atmosphere will cause plants to grow faster, and warming will open up new areas such as Siberia to cultivation. Population will increase, albeit slowly, to a maximum of about eight billion near 2040. Eventually, however, floods and desertification will start reducing farmland and therefore the availability of grain. Despite humanity's efforts to ameliorate climate change, Randers predicts that its effects will become devastating sometime after mid-century, when global warming will reinforce itself by, for instance, igniting fires that turn forests into net emitters rather than absorbers of carbon. 'Very likely, we will have war long before we get there,' Randers adds grimly." READ MORE

Is this the world's meatiest sandwich? Sure, why the hell not.

Tired of just waiting around for his mother to die, the heir to the British throne decided he'd take a crack at DJing.

"A pop music entry in the Listings pages on Friday about 'Loudon Wainwright III with Some Family and a Few Friends' at Town Hall referred incorrectly to Sloan Wainwright, a family member on the program. She is the aunt of Rufus and Martha Wainwright and Lucy Wainwright Roche, not their uncle."