From time to time, The Awl offers its space to normal, everyday people with a perspective on national issues. Today we give this space to Sarah Palin, who was a Vice Presidential candidate on the Republican ticket in the most recent national election, so she might address Levi Johnston, the father of her daughter's baby. Palin's current occupation is: homemaker.

Hey Guy Who is the Father of My Daughter's Miracle,

I know we have seen things from viewpoints as well as purviews that are maybe staggered on varying differentials, and that I posses the wisdom of someone who was a "hand-picked" public candidate for a high profile job, after having served in that capacity for the state in which we both reside, and… you get drunk at bonfires. (And are now, according to the media, engaged in a sexual cougar relationship with an unfunny redhead who prides herself on her low position on the entertainment totem pole.) (READ MORE) 7