Thursday, December 1st, 2011
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Hallmark Channel Christmas Movies That Also Sound Like Porn

11. Jingle All the Way

10. Call Me Mrs. Miracle

9. Finding John Christmas

8. Silver Bells

7. A Christmas Wedding Tail

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Indicators That the Book Party Scene on HBO’s Forthcoming Lena Dunham Show "Girls" is an Unconvincing Approximation of the Real Thing, as Conveyed to Me by a Former Book Editor Working On-Set as an Extra (“Publishing Executive”)

11. The pervasiveness of eye shadow.

10. A The Situation/Vanilla Ice look-alike in shiny jacket, aviator sunglasses and jauntily tilted hat.

9. General lack of pastiness.

8. None of the following were present: Colson Whitehead, Sloane Crosley, Sylvia Miles.

7. And yet: a racially proportioned crowd.

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