Thursday, December 1st, 2011
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Indicators That the Book Party Scene on HBO’s Forthcoming Lena Dunham Show "Girls" is an Unconvincing Approximation of the Real Thing, as Conveyed to Me by a Former Book Editor Working On-Set as an Extra (“Publishing Executive”)
11. The pervasiveness of eye shadow.
10. A The Situation/Vanilla Ice look-alike in shiny jacket, aviator sunglasses and jauntily tilted hat.
9. General lack of pastiness.
8. None of the following were present: Colson Whitehead, Sloane Crosley, Sylvia Miles.
7. And yet: a racially proportioned crowd.
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Hallmark Channel Christmas Movies That Also Sound Like Porn
11. Jingle All the Way
10. Call Me Mrs. Miracle
9. Finding John Christmas
8. Silver Bells
7. A Christmas Wedding Tail