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Half Baked: Snow Day Cookies 2010-02-26
It is absolutely no fun out there, unless you’re a kid I guess, because kids, like, don’t feel weather the way that we feel weather I AM TOTALLY CONVINCED OF THIS. Right? When you were a kid all you needed was a snowsuit and a pair of Freezy Freakies and you were all set to stay outdoors for ten or so hours. Now? The two and a half Midtown blocks between my office and the subway might as well have been a day spent in Pine Barrens chasing a drunk Russian. (READ MORE) 36
Half Baked: White People's Artichoke Dip 2010-02-05
And now the second of our Super Bowl-applicable recipes!
Dear Jewish and/or poor friends—have you ever wondered what WASPs eat? Trick question. WASPs don’t eat! They drink. But they do like to put food out and feign eating. There are three WASP foodstuffs for setting out and feigning eating, but the one I’m here to talk to you about today is mayonnaise. (The other two, cucumbers and shrimp, are only around because they’re pink and green and cold, and WASPs like food created in their own image.) (READ MORE) 86
Half Baked, with Jolie Kerr: The Real Recipe for Pink Panty Pulldown Punch 2010-01-29
With Valentine's Day nearly upon us, you may be looking for a lovely pink drink to serve your beloved.
This is not that drink.
This is the drink you make when you want to get your beloved utterly blotto on Valentine's Day (ANAL). But let’s be honest, shall we? You won’t be serving this to your paramour, you unlovable piece of shit, you’ll be making it for the sad, sad SINGLE AND READY TO MINGLE party you’re desperately trying to convince yourself is exactly—EXACTLY! I’D HAVE IT NO OTHER WAY! ME? I’M SOOOOO GLAD I’M SINGLE!—how you want to be celebrating Valentine’s Day. (READ MORE) 101
