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Alex Balk

Alex Balk

Most Recently: Up Next: Nukes

You know the phrase "Knifecrime Island"? I don't want to boast but, yeah, that's one of mine.

Up Next: Nukes

"If a nuclear weapon was used in, say, New York City, and three, four or five hundred thousand people were killed, the American people would put overwhelming pressure on their government to make sure this couldn't happen again. As a result, we would risk losing all our civil liberties. The Bill of Rights, the freedom of the press, the freedom of speech — all of that would probably quickly disappear as people insisted on a police-state kind of security." READ MORE

Frenchman Disappointed By Moon

"I think our generation is obsessed with the moon. When we were children, we were told that in the year 2000 we’d be in spaceships and living on the moon. Nothing like that happened. We felt betrayed. Now people stay home in front of the screen. But when we were kids we were supposed to be out of our home, out in space. So I feel like when I make records, I keep the dream alive." READ MORE

Restaurant Open On Valentine's Day

Keep your eye on WALB reporter Dayne Young. Sure, right now he's just covering south Georgia, but one need only observe the effortless charm he exudes as he pulls off the most difficult of local news maneuvers in the middle of this report on Valentine's Day dining at the Tifton Waffle House—suddenly, rather than just narrating the action, he's part of it—to know that this kid is going places. You heard it here first.

Bunnies

Bunnies. Bunnies. BUNNIES.

Candyman Bites It

Nello Ferrara, creator of the Atomic FireBall and the Lemonhead, has died. Atomic FireBalls were the consensus favorite candy at the New England summer camp I went to as a boy, and being able to eat one without panting was a badge of honor. So it's a little disturbing to learn this: "Mr. Ferrara came up with the idea of spicy-hot Atomic FireBalls in 1954, after serving in Occupied Japan in the post-atom bomb era, according to his son, company CEO Salvatore Ferrara II." Ferrara was 93.

Italians Becoming Just Like Us

Penguin Briefly Distracts Old People From The Ever-Present Awareness Of Impending Death

Hahaha, it looks like he's wearing a tuxedo!

Knife Gunny

Here you will find a picture of a knife that thinks it's a gun. [Via]

How To Waste Money

"The dollar per drink you might tip for some “well” alcohol on the rocks is not adequate these days for that Cucumber Basil Crush. Mixologists are becoming chefs, and take special care in how their drinks are assembled and served. And for that reason, I’d tip $2.50 to $3 on a $14 cocktail — even if the bartender isn’t a great conversationalist." READ MORE

Who Will Eat The Dingo Babies?

DINGO BABIES!