Thursday, July 31st, 2014

Alternate Names for the Neighborhood Unfortunately Referred to As "Quooklyn" by the New York Times, Ranked

ridgewood1. Woodbush

2. Ridgewood

3. Bushwood

4. "Well my mailing address is Queens but I feel like I live in Brooklyn."

5. Bushridge

6. "I mean I live off the L, so."

7. Wickridge

8. Ridgewick

9. Woodwick

10. Wickwood

11. "But Queens really is great."

12. Bushwick

Brendan O' Connor is a reporter living in Quooshkwick.

Photo by C-Monster

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holdup!holdmyphone! (#274,038)

quooklyn dowagers

hershmire (#233,671)

Every time I hear that terrible portmanteau:

Amasa Amos (#9,654)

@hershmire mmmm, quooklyn quisp

ejcsanfran (#489)

Just be grateful you're not in the Quonx.

riotnrrd (#840)

It could be worse; you could be living in San Francisco's "Tendernob."

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