Thursday, June 5th, 2014
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A Mayor, Unworthy

Bill de Blasio, weakling:

New friends will learn a secret that old friends like Mr. Hernandez have long known: The most powerful elected official in New York City wouldn’t wow anyone with his feats of strength. He bikes at a middling speed, does not overdo it on the weight machines and barely seems to break a sweat, judging from a couple of recent routines. But he says showing up at the gym is an antidote for the exhaustion that comes with his job.

Perhaps the the mayor, if he wants to garner the respect of his constituents, should consider the finer points of super squatting.

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holdup!holdmyphone! (#274,038)

do u even lift bro?

Multiphasic (#411)

He should Crossfit, because then he'd Crossfit, Crossfittily. It'll be Crossifttastic. Also, paleo.

BadUncle (#153)

Marty Markowitz should call him up for a Zumba date.

lakonislate (#11,914)

WHAT KIND OF MONSTER DOES NOT OVERDO IT

Treerunner (#277,352)

all these Bloomberg comparisons need to stop.

GailPink (#9,712)

Jesus, at last he shows up.

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