Tuesday, May 27th, 2014
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What Does Your Whorephone Say About You?

"The 26-year-old keeps his sex list on Evernote in his iPhone, recording all 41 women he’s slept with, including Ashley, who took his virginity, four Katies and two Sarahs. He says he frequently looks back on it to analyze how he’s grown and changed as a person."

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KarenUhOh (#19)

"Scott's goals for 2014 include landing a Brittany and a Tori."

IBentMyWookie (#133)

@KarenUhOh A Britanny is not a goal; it is a consequence.

C_Webb (#855)

@KarenUhOh He used to be a Sarah but now he's really more of a Genevieve, but only if she goes by "Genny" with a G.

Smitros (#5,315)

Sounds like a rom-com premise in the making.

Smitros (#5,315)

@Pop Socket Scary, eh. But Hollywood never recycles ideas, so we're off the hook.

#56 (#56)

This sort of list-making is one of the indicators of love-addiction… or so I've read.

whizz_dumb (#10,650)

Some things/people are better left as unwritten memories.

Niko Bellic (#1,312)

"he frequently looks back on it to analyze how he’s grown and changed as a person"

Great. We get to hear about evolution from the perspective of an ape.

Mr. B (#10,093)

Is it a bad thing that I can recognize a Balk post based solely on the selection of the quote and the quality of the alt-text?

Alex Balk (#4)

@Mr. B Almost certainly.

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