Just Drink Liquid Alcohol And Shut Up

Have you heard about the powdered alcohol thing that the “Alcohol, Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau has approved… for sale and distribution”? Would you like to know more? You would? Hahaha, you fell right into my trap. If you are actually interested in powdered alcohol you are clearly some sort of teen or pre-teen, because no one with any level of maturity or taste would have even a cursory interest in something as gross and vile and juvenile as powdered alcohol. You are way too young to be reading this site. Come back in a few years when you have developed some character and a taste for bourbon.#