Thursday, April 10th, 2014
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De Blasio Will Transform New York City Into A Cruel And Frightening Post-Apocalyptic Garbagedome

TRASHYJust 100 days into the de Blasio era, we have entered the trash-shaming era. The city is rolling out composting in parts of the city, including Park Slope, and today, the city will be showing off New Yorker's waste production. Um… Brought to you by Glad! Sponsored shaming! How odd. The family above displays a week's worth of landfill and recycling production.

By the end of the de Blasio era, we'll all be living on the subways anyway, wearing outfits created from all the trash we make. We'll all fight from scavenged tools in his Garbagedome. I can't wait! I'm going to win!

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KenWheaton (#401)

Gee. Remember who was the year sponsor of the first chapter of Infinite Jest?

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