Monday, March 17th, 2014
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When You Rent Out Your Apartment You Should Pretty Much Assume People Are Gonna Do Sex In it

If you are of the opinion that "airbnb" is actually the best way to figure out the minimum amount of money you would accept to let two strangers fuck in your bed, you should probably consider the possibility that it might be more than two strangers, and it might be in more than just your bed. "The worst part of the Internet right there was in my apartment," says the unlucky amateur hotelier in question.

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Abe Sauer (#148)

"Mr. Lewis, I'm sorry but I really tried every combination I could to find 'overweight' orgy or group sex stock pictures for that Airbnb thing. There's nothing out there."

"That's ok Mark. Just use the skinny people then. We tried."

Ralph Haygood (#13,154)

"The worst part of the Internet right there was in my apartment": This guy is living a very sheltered life.

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