Thursday, March 6th, 2014

Every Time You Think Things Can't Get Any Stupider Someone Adds An App Component

"For wine-lovers, the Miracle Machine is aptly named. The device helps you create your own wine at home in only a couple of days. All you need is the gadget and a smartphone."

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KarenUhOh (#19)

These guys are looking for you to begin by using your Smartphone to send them seed money. . .even though the "science" by which this is supposed to work (a 2012 Cabernet Powder, Monsieur?) is naturally "kept under wraps."

One (a lawyer)(me) might also ask, What do the people who developed the Miracle Machine carpet cleaner think of this? Not to mention the Legion of Super Heroes. . .

Maybe one machine works for all purposes. Pass the carpet cleaner, Chemical King, I'm about to decant.

Mr. B (#10,093)

"bringing together Silicon Valley technology and Napa Valley expertise" and oh my god please just end it all now.

ejcsanfran (#489)

Are these jokers unfamiliar with the wine section at Trader Joe's? Because that is a fucking miracle.

sanonroller (#265,132)

Create wine at home in only a couple of days, It is very good thing for me. It saves my time and money. I will really try it. click

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