Thursday, March 20th, 2014
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Here Is The Closest We May Come To Our Dream Of Being Bears


"[I]it's pretty much a bear simulator. You play in FPB (First Person Bear) and do bear things which include exploring, eating fish and plants, striking down anything that dare stand before your might, increasing your stats, sleeping and discovering mysteries of your forest home."
—Two things: 1) How much money do you have, and 2) give it all here.

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ejcsanfran (#489)

Needs more mauling.

Ralph Haygood (#13,154)

"It is a FUCKING BEAR SIMULATOR": Ah, but does it actually include fucking? Nonsimulated bears are known to do that once in awhile.

laurel (#4,035)

Needs more hibernating.

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