"I can't believe I am the loser who wasted time reading this story," writes 'Skane'. "Then wasted more time writing this comment." The story in question is this but this is one of those cases where, out of the keyboards of commenters comes a wisdom that can be applied on an almost universal basis: We are all wasting time reading stories, and some of us are even squandering more of our lives in the futile act of expressing our opinions about our improvident behavior. You only have so many breaths remaining. What are you doing with them?