Friday, February 14th, 2014
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It's A Good Thing 'Cathy' Is Already Dead Because This News About Chocolate Would Kill Her

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"Hoard that Valentine's Day candy now, because chocolate prices are poised to head higher."
—But what if you want to eat your feelings instead of hoard them? What if you didn't get any Valentine's Day candy at all because no one loves you? What if chowing down on that chocolate is the only thing that—for a few fleeting seconds of your day—helps you forget just how horrible things are? You just can't win.

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KarenUhOh (#19)

In honor of the occasion, I would like to buy you a $100,000 Bar.

I mean, I really would like to.

jfruh (#713)

Cathy's not dead! They just ended her strip! They … they sent her to a comic farm upstate, is what my mom told me.

Congrats on #10K, and on having finally given the world an equal to DFW's Infinite Jest footnote.

Craig Brownson (#4,257)

A sincere thank you for all of the tiny news nuggets about bears over the years.

A 10,000 word alt-text for the 10,000th post has a beautiful symmetry to it.

lakonislate (#11,914)

"The 20 Best Mouseover Longreads of 2014" – #11

Well done.

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