Friday, February 7th, 2014
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New York Mayor Forced To Declare That He's Never Had Sex With A Man

"At 10 a.m., Mayor de Blasio donates blood. He’s hoping you do, too, as supplies are running low. Here’s how.

After his post-bloodletting cookie, the mayor makes an announcement at noon, then receives former members of Pussy Riot at City Hall in the evening."

Being mayor is clearly weird enough. But then you also have to admit that you meet the criteria to donate blood? Very personal! Anyway, you should give blood too, if you can. I'll just be over here, enjoying all my blood. (video via)

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BadUncle (#153)

Technically, he's never had sex with a man since 1977.

@BadUncle: Or had sex for money or drugs! Sex for campaign endorsement still acceptable.

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