"There’s an old movie in which Judge Reinhold and Helen Slater take Danny DeVito’s wife hostage, but the ploy fails because they’re too nice to kill anybody (plus, DeVito really hates his wife)."
Apropos of nothing, I fucking love that movie. ("If I look like his mother and you look like his father, this must be what our kid would look like.")
"I've been kidnapped by K-Mart!"
@KarenUhOh "This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the earth. Perhaps we should shoot him."
@C_Webb Muffy, meet Adolph. Adolph, EAT MUFFY!
I would totally wear those Helen Slater designs, too.
OBJECTION, JONATHAN CHAIT IS 42, HE IS JUST TRYING TO CURRY THE MILLENNIALS' FAVOR
@jfruh Unrelated: my mind does a Pullman/Paxton thing with Jonathan Chait and Michael Chabon
Take my wife – please!
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