Attractive Woman Has Birthday

Katherine Anne Moss turns 40 today, which means if you are not yet 40 yourself you can still vaguely make yourself feel better about things by saying, “Well, at least I’m younger than Kate Moss,” and if you have already reached that age it doesn’t really make a difference to you anyway because your life is for all intents and purposes over and no matter how long or short your remaining time on this earth is you are basically spending it enduring agonies of existence that only increase as you trudge toward the tomb while your relevance diminishes with each passing year until you reach the point where if anyone even notices you at all it is to complain about what an inconvenience it is to have you around or to point you out as some kind of cautionary tale about what happens to people who haven’t died yet. Anyway, happy birthday Kate Moss.