"An online shop is offering hand-made leather and nickel silver battle armour – for cats."
No, no, you're missing the diabolical conspiracy. Cat armor is part of Fluffy's Master Plan For World Domination:
"Long-hairs will fight in the cold northern wind, waving their flag of the Cheshire that grinned." And you can bet they'll be wearing armor.
Hah, if you've ever seen cats a fight'n, you know that head armor is what is needed. One of my poor kitties has lost most of both ears and has scars over both eyes. I'd get her some kind of spiked helmet if I knew she wouldn't bite me trying to put it on.
That's quite a mise-en-scene. I love that they chose to use a human size sword.
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