Wednesday, December 11th, 2013

Person Didn't Do Thing: Every Story Ever From Now On

"Contrary to widespread reports, Bob Dylan did not join Twitter this morning," is a sentence we were able to read here today in 2013, where everything is apparently bullshit and the past and future blend together in a horrible melange of the futile and the mundane. As you were.

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deepomega (#1,720)

Because "Italian who knows how to create a twitter account" lacked a certain gravitas.

KarenUhOh (#19)

"Simple Tweet of Fake"

BadUncle (#153)

Waitamute – does this mean Abe Vigoda's twitter account might be fake?

This twitter account is seriously the weirdest. I don't remember how I started following it, but every few days it will delete all tweets and try to pass itself off as a new famous person. In the past it has been Woody Allen, Stephen King, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, and others. I don't get it.

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