You Might Be A Troll If

If you don’t know who the troll is, maybe you are living under a bridge and hurling invective at goats in the hope that one of them might fall into your gaping maw, satiating your terrible hunger with the sweet and bountiful pleasure that only rich, filling goat meat can provide. You could be the troll, is what I’m saying. Don’t act like it’s impossible. Because it’s not. Troll.