The bands Black Flag and Boston have new albums out today. No, no, it’s still 2013, you didn’t magically fall into some kind of wormhole and travel backwards through time until you landed in the ’80s, although if you had you would almost certainly have used your knowledge of the era to amass a fortune so vast that the rest of us could only observe you with impotent rage and a fierce, unstinting envy as you traveled around the world to your various rich-person mansions and resorts. Hell, you could probably hire Black Flag to open for Boston at your birthday party. Man, now I want to travel back in time. I’m sorry, where was I?