Friday, November 1st, 2013
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Scary Robot Is Subway Halloween Hero

He wouldn't take the tinfoil-clad bucket off his head, so we don't know who this hero is who got off the F train last night at Bergen Street. But we caught a glimpse of him as he got fairly mangled in the subway turnstile exit, and so if you see a bald-ish English-ish man with a ton of brutal costume-related cuts on his hands today, buy him lunch, for he is a hero of Halloween.

I'm not sure I can even explain why this was the funniest thing I've ever seen. It didn't help that the woman with him kept saying "YOU'RE SUCH A SCARY ROBOT" and he would just say "GRRRRRR."

God bless us everyone.