Wednesday, November 13th, 2013

Robot Renders Damning Verdict On Life In Austria

"A cleaning robot 'committed suicide' by climbing on to a kitchen hotplate where it was burned to death. According to local reports, the Irobot Roomba 760 robot is thought to have rebelled against its chores and decided enough was enough. Firemen were called to the blaze at Hinterstoder in Kirchdorf, Austria, and say they found the remains of the machine on the hotplate."


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I've… seen things you people wouldn't believe… Dust bunnies piled high under the dresser of your son. I swept mouse droppings in the dark under the basement refrigerator. All those… chores… will be left for humanity, like tears… in… rain. Time… to die.

GailPink (#9,712)

I just got a little tear drop.

Smitros (#5,315)

What's happening to the pleasure models?

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