Wednesday, November 27th, 2013

Local Lodges Fail To Meet The All-Important "Will Hookers Sleep There" Metric

"Super Bowl suckers are shelling out thousands of dollars to stay in flea-bag New Jersey motels that are so horrifying hookers won’t sleep there."

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deepomega (#1,720)

To be fair, hookers aren't exactly a group known for sleeping.

dialectric (#6,128)

Occasional awl writer David Roth touched on this months ago with significantly more intentional humor than the post is capable of: sbnation article

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