Chris Hughes Is 30

Happy birthday to Facebook co-founder/New Republic owner/publisher/editor-in-chief/cover-chooser Chris Hughes. Even though he has more money than you’d ever see if you somehow lived three lifetimes and he is only turning thirty today that doesn’t make you a failure. Or, you know, at least not a huge one. There are bigger failures than you. It is silly to measure yourself against people who until just this morning were still in their 20s, no matter how much more successful their accomplishments are, particularly when compared with the pathetic hopes and dreams upon which you have thus far wasted your time. Anyway, Chris Hughes is 30, and you suck.#