We are taking today to do all the pesky things that must be done: payin’ bills, doing annoying paperwork—just straight up taking care of business. Life, and inboxes, pile up. Maybe we’ll get it all done super fast and we’ll resume publishing later today! Haha maybe. Whatever you do today, don’t read the Ariel Levy story in the New Yorker. Not if you want to be able to go on with things.