Monday, October 21st, 2013
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Ignorance Of The Law Of Urination Is No Excuse

"Scientists have discovered that all mammals urinate for roughly the same amount of time, regardless of their size. A study carried out by researchers at the Georgia Institute of Technology in Atlanta found that animals of various sizes – from an elephant to a rat – take around 21 seconds to relieve themselves. The team, who collated their findings using videos of animals going to toilet and combining them with data on mass, bladder pressure and urethra size, were able to come up with what they are calling the 'law of urination'." There is indeed video.

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deepomega (#1,720)

But what about the Law of Constipation?

scrooge (#2,697)

They didn't include mammals with enlarged prostates, however. Mammals with enlarged prostates have time to read pretty much the entire oped page of the NY Times while doing their morning micturition. Or so I've heard.

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