Thursday, October 24th, 2013

Conservative Government Brings Back Victorian Traditions To England

"England's chief medical officer has said the public should feel 'profoundly ashamed' of a 'very worrying picture' of children's health and called for the scheme of free vitamins to be extended to all under-fives to tackle the return of rickets."

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I thought you took gin and tonics for rickets.

@Brooklyn Battery : A true Brit takes gin and tonics for rickets, scurvy, the flu, morning sickness, migraine, malaria, "widgy eyebrow", a mild cough, existential dread, non-existential ennui, and so on.

lbf (#2,343)

Stabbings are a great iron source.

But what to take to cure the lockjaw resulting from pronouncing "vitamins" like the Brits do?

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