If my sense of our readership’s demographics is in any way accurate what you probably want to hear today is the new Arcade Fire track that is going around, but you can find that plenty of other places, so instead why not make some time for “the hottest Syrian speaker-slayer at work in the West”? I mean, this is the first I’ve heard of him too, so I’m not trying to pretend like I am cooler than you are and I look in derision upon your Arcade Fire fandom because my ears are more attuned to the music of the world or whatever. Seriously, I’m not, I like the Arcade Fire just fine too. Jesus, you’re so sensitive. Everything’s fine! Look, I’m sorry. Will this make you feel better?