NATO's already got the rest of the world in its grip: we just have to stay strong:
The United Nations Climate-Change Conspiracy Theory—the idea that human-caused global warming is a false construct invented by the U.N. to justify government control of economies and people's daily lives—is alive and well in the United States…. I asked Christiana Figueres, the executive secretary of the U.N. Framework Convention on Climate Change, about the conspiracy theory. By phone from her office in Bonn, Germany, she initially laughed at the question.
"I'm serious, this is a real thing," I said. "Are you aware of this?"
"Yes," she responded, still laughing.
"Is this happening anywhere else in the world?" I asked her.
"No!" she said.
We're alone now.