"He has braved the Nevada desert for Burning Man, been trampled by a bull in Pamplona, lived it up at Mardi Gras and partied just steps from Kim Kardashian and Kanye West in Miami."
—God, everything out there today is just so depressing.
Maybe partying will help.
This is Mad Libs, right? I mean, you could switch around all the proper nouns without a whole lot of inconsistency.
"He has braved the Miami desert for Kim Kardashian, been trampled by Kanye West at Mardi Gras, lived it up in Nevada and partied just steps from Burning Man and a bull in Pamplona."
Alternate take, by Gef the Talking Mongoose, age 8 :
Gef the Talking Mongoose has braved the Martian desert for cookies, been trampled by a angry Muppet in Ontario, lived it up at Michael Jackson's birthday and partied just steps from Bill Clinton and Superfly in your momma's pants!!!."
"Friends say that kind of story is par for the course for a person who opens bottles of Champagne with a sword."
@davidwatts Which anyone can do with a heavy carving knife, btw (if you don't have a sword handy).
"Braved the Nevada desert for Burning Man?" How fearless. Only 68,000 other people dared tread the same path – but most without air conditioned RVs and faux fur safari outfitters.
"Upper West Sider's economical adventures" would be a good name for a post-hardcore band, or a sitcom.
I don't get it. Is this one of those music rappers you people are always talking about?
“The thing about Jon is that he really understands adventure on the elemental level,”
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