9. Cheese/Gravy/Whatever Nasty Shit Canadians Put On Them
8. Sweet Potato
5. Traditional Fast Food
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Betraying my ignorance of corpulence cuisine here, but what is a "Tornado Fry?"
@BadUncle 'Espiropapas' in Spanish, it's an entire potato cut into a spiral and put on a stick and deep fried – pure genius.
@christoball Wow. That sounds amazing. Where do you get such a thing?
The man in the stock photo appears to be somewhere in Central or Eastern Europe. Is this what people have been forced into 25 years after the advent of capitalism?
@stuffisthings I always wondered how European kids experience the joys of sticking keys in the outlet with those round holes.
@SkinnyNerd That's why you need those really skinny Steak and Shake style fries.
Sweet potato fries are and always will be fry blasphemy.
This is fucking bullshit.
But curly fries are always so soggy. :(
#5 covers way too many sins for this list to be credible.
the face of gutty?
Spicy curly or just curly?
Shemp, the forgotten fry.
Also, all Listicles without Commentary should be tagged, "Disagree? Well you're wrong."
You left off "encrusting a hot dog on a stick."
French-Fry-Coated Hot Dog
In possibly related news, I'm planning a trip to Seoul next year…
You must have some amazing recipe for oven fries, because I've never seen a batch that wasn't a crime against potatoes.
So anything at all on top of a fry is relegated to #9 mediocrity? Racist.
This is in reverse order right? 'Cause crinkle cut are the best, unless you include (which you didn't) British chip-shop chips.
"Cheese/Gravy/Whatever Nasty Shit Canadians Put On Them"
You are guilty of incorrect thought, and I sentence you to go to Montral, get drunk, and go out for poutine. Repeat this process until your false consciousness falls away and you join the ranks of the rational.
Bury me in a mountain of curly fries.
you clearly have just not had proper home fries.
also, the secret to fries is any of the following instead of ketchup (catsup?):
2. green tabasco
@iantenna That Euro-Mayo with the mustard mixed in.
Curly fries are the effing worst. Why do people like curly fries? They ruin french fries. Total bullshit.
And yet, no duck-fat fries.
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