"'Mind if I vape?'"
I'm just going to start smoking in restaurants again. When confronted, I'll just say "oh, it's one of those new e-cigarettes. They're really realistic, huh?"
Alternate take : Smoking:Smokers::Vaping:Vapids. Please "like" this neologism on Facebook or Twitter or wherever, I don't really understand how these things work.
It's like the fake cigarette companies have hired the best marketing firm on the planet to specifically convince me NOT to use their product, despite how much I'd rather do that than quit smoking.
@stuffisthings Jenny McCarthy for Blu. Because when I think "reasonable decisions about health," I think "give my child polio."
@Multiphasic : I eagerly await the first scientific study that links e-cigarettes to autism.
"Not at all, mind if I shart?"
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