Tuesday, July 16th, 2013

Men Wear Pants Because That's What Men Do

Why do men wear shorts? If you answered, "Because they are unwilling to admit that they are men and they are unprepared to accept that so being carries with it certain responsibilities one cannot shirk just because it might feel a little unpleasant outside," you are correct. There's also a historical explanation.


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stuffisthings (#1,352)

Theory: global warming is not a man-made scientific phenomenon but actually a form of karmic justice perpetuated by the universe with the aim of finding out just how much the forces of anti-shortdom can take before they give in. (Source: a formerly anti-shorts man who brought shorts to work today to wear on the walk home.)

laurel (#4,035)

It's after 5. Y'all can take your pants off now.

Drawn7979 (#242,134)


grendel (#245,774)

@laurel What am I, a farmer?

BadUncle (#153)

shorts? on days like today, I'm in a mesh speedo.

unionjackflash (#8,506)

Come on, now. Don't make me find the picture of Paul Newman and Robert Redford, be-shorted, playing ping pong.

phels (#245,207)

"Men Wear Pants Because That's What Men Do": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circular_reasoning

Niko Bellic (#1,312)

Ok, dude, exactly how ugly are you legs?

Bee For Brian (#234,245)

He means "Some Men Wear Long Pants Because They Are Afraid to Do Anything Else."

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