“Just thought you might enjoy this singularly creepy tourism ad for the Barossa Valley in South Australia,” writes a correspondent from Down Under. “The Barossa is a famous wine-growing and foodie area, so I can understand why someone thought ‘Be consumed’ was a killer line. Unfortunately when it’s paired with Nick Cave’s ‘Red Right Hand’ and South Australia’s reputation as the serial killer state… well. ‘You know you’re never coming back’, indeed.” I kind of like this, but I am also of the opinion that pretty much anywhere you go in Australia you have even odds of ending up as the filling for a meat pie, so I guess I am responding to the perceived veracity. Local reaction is somewhat more equivocal.