Customer: Are you ‘gay-friendly’?Bro, we’re so gay-friendly that you could practically adopt our 4 year old Kazakh waiter for £3 an hour.
— Mangal 2 Restaurant (@Mangal2) April 5, 2013
Now the most delightful restaurant in the English-speaking world is in… Shacklewell? At the top of Hackney? No, sorry, ugh, London, technically they’re at the top of Dalston, which is just up from Shoreditch? If that helps? “Across the street from the Istanbul Restaurant on Stoke Newington Road?” Yeah, me neither. Thanks to exceptional and prolonged tweet work, the London restaurant that most of us have never been to is now the most alluring place imaginable.
Our staff tried living off £53 a week, but then they started having power trips, pretending they were Snoop Dogg in discotheques; cocaine.
— Mangal 2 Restaurant (@Mangal2) April 3, 2013
ALSO THEY MADE A CYPRIOT CHEESE JOKE.
American customers are too upbeat about everything. ‘Table water’s here! Awesome!’ You’re killing our emo vibe, bro.
— Mangal 2 Restaurant (@Mangal2) March 19, 2013
Breastfeeding in public is fine. It’s essential. But you’re 56, and he’s 19. You’re both male. What is this? Where’s the milk? Guys.
— Mangal 2 Restaurant (@Mangal2) March 14, 2013
In conclusion, America sucks.