"Would MySpace have prevented the Crimean War?"
@jfruh I was going to go with MySpace/Grenada. Damn your quick draw!
@petejayhawk : FRIENDSTER / TROJAN WAR.
Is it too late to make this my TED talk? I'll tell your corporation all about it for a flat fee of $10k!
@davidwatts Sorry, David. Sounds more like a TedX speech. And you should pay us for the privilege!
Will Twitchy start the Iran War? (Probably not, but not for lack of trying.)
Twitter in 1939: You know who Hitler is a lot like? HITLER.
Could the UseNet have prevented the Clone Wars? 'Cause at one point, we trying our damnedest.
Could ICQ have stopped the Spanish-American War?
Let's walk before we run, shall we? Twitter can't even stop Salvatore Cassano's racist kid.
Could Vietnam have prevented Facebook? Like maybe all those status-updating oversharers would be humping gear through the jungle instead of boring me with their pics of dinner?
Foursquare prevented me from leaving my apartment.
@ejcsanfran You can never check out.
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