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What Grown Men Look Like In Shorts
Attention, gentlemen, this is exactly the image you present to the world when you wear shorts.
Attention, gentlemen, this is exactly the image you present to the world when you wear shorts.
I thought this was going to be a rick-roll, because grown men don't wear short pants outside of athletic situations & beachgoing.
@Leon And I thought nothing is supposed to matter anyway, since we are all just being pushed along by a collection of chemicals towards our senseless deaths
@Leon
hehe that's what i thought too.
Wait, you mean we all look like we're packing serious heat?
@BadUncle You know what they say about a man with big mittens.
@deepomega Big hands?
BURNING ALL MY SHORTS AS I TYPE THIS
Can we import some of their commenters? Because this? I must say, these mittens pair very well with the silky shorts. IS AMAZING.
@jolie Essentially, we have the wrong kind of gays on this site
Please don't remind me that the season of hairy backs of chubby knees is approaching.
That first comment is solid fucking gold.
the shorts hate on this here site – like the flip flop hate – is so hilariously apt of americans' self hate of the body – and the protestant/wankery english history on which this hatred relies. on this front, the deep ideologies of homophobia (and more, homosociality) have won so thoroughly that is possibly the only subject that deep "progressives", ultramacho culture and conservatives fully agree. or put more simply: while choire hates on shorts/flip-flops here, i get called "fag" for wearing them at union pool (why i was at union pool is another miserable story) by white hipsters.
edit: choire AND balky.