Selling Out Never Seemed So Fashionable

At this point, it's probably not even worth emitting much of a sigh when you hear that John Fogerty is selling a line of flannel shirts. Though the fact that they're called "Fortunate Son Flannel" is an extra little twist of the shiv between your ribs. And what? Mike Watt, too? One that looks very similar—"This is almost like the real deal; this is almost how that actual shirt was"—to the one he was wearing in the picture on the cover of Double Nickels On the Dime. I mean, okay. There are probably better things in the world to get all up in arms about. Have you ever seen the video above? I had not before today. It looks like they filmed it on a barnyard porn set.