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Mississippi Ass Expansion Law Advances
"In the most obese state in the most obese country on the face of the earth in the history of the human race…" would be a good opening for a children's book. As a real-life story, however, it is a little less whimsical.
Look, if they want the freedom to eat themselves to an early grave, so be it. We're likely going to have widespread famine in the next three decades anyway. Let these tubby kids have stories to tell their malnourished, fly-bespeckled children.
Never stop making fun of fat people. Bonus points if they're working class or from a red state.
@mattcornell Seems to me the Awl is mocking reflexively stupid legislation – which Red State's seem to champion.