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If Mars Had Panicky Idiots, Martian Facebook Would Be Super-Annoying Right Now
"Mars may have a really bad day next year on October 19th. That’s when there is a very slight chance a newly discovered comet may impact our neighboring planet, says NASA…. Based on observations to date the comet nucleus could be a real monster – as big as 9 miles (15 km) to 31 miles (50 km) wide. With it’s velocity clocked at 35 miles (56 km) per second, the energy force of the collision could be measured in the billions of megatons, resulting in a crater hundreds of miles wide. This could be an impact that rivals the one that wiped out the dinosaurs 65 million years ago on our planet and would be bright enough to be even seen with the naked eye from Earth."
Image: NASA
Green Martians be all "OMG! I can't believe we're going extinct before Snooki!"
Grey Martians be all "Thank fuck those Green motherfuckers getting extincted."
THAT IMAGE IS NOT BY NASA
Based on the image, it looks like Hubble has been downgraded thanks to the sequester cuts.
I don't think it matters where Rover is. He's gonna be picked up like a gnat in a hurricane. Bet NASA never expected him to fly again.