Run, Jeb, Run! (Number 394 in a Series)
GREAT NEWS AMERICA. We might get a Jeb Bush candidacy yet! The news is a-flurry with Jeb Bush news, though actual flurries have canceled his flight to D.C. today so he will not be Making News at the Cato Kaelin Institute tonight, with his pronouncements about the future of our race wars.
Question: "Is Jeb Bush the Republicans' Hillary Clinton?
Answer: No.
Question: What does this mean? "I’m not saying yes, I’m just not saying no. I’ve accomplished some things in my life that allow me now to — to have that kind of discretion, to be able to think about it."
Answer: He made lots of money.
Question: Will Jeb Bush Run?
Answer: Yes, they will run Jeb Bush if the Democrats have a lock on the White House for 2016, which, from here, looks likely. Although Obama could destroy that handily over the next three years, so, STAY TUNED.
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While I DID predict that Obama would win 2012 some three years early, I think calling democrats a lock on the White House in 2016 is maybe a little presumptive. What about when America finds out about Hillary's controlling interest in the largest abortion shack manufacturer (Abortopotties)?
@deepomega And now I'll just sit and wait until the ALL CAPS email from my cousin about Hillary's abortion shack arrives. I give your joke a week before a teabagger site quotes it as fact.
So, I still can't decide if having the "smart" Bush in the White House is potentially more or less frightening than those eight years with the dumb one.
Wait, why do you think Jeb would bother running if he doesn't think he can win? Isn't he the "smart one"?
Bush vs. Clinton? Can't we all just move along?