"If there ever was a trophy apartment, this is it. It’s something to be proud of. It’s more than a home. It’s architecture as art."
"There is taste everywhere you look" – INDEED.
Also, does it come with the macrame-looking coffee table? Because that is some taste right there.
@major disaster Apparently I don't love life.
@major disaster : God, that coffee table was like the first thing I noticed.
@Gef the Talking Mongoose It's a knitted cozy for a tractor tire, I think.
@dinosaur_senior Oh god, I think you're right. I don't know which is worse, that it actually appears to be a repurposed tractor tire (shades of When Harry Met Sally wagon-wheel coffee table), or that it looks like a giant macrame bracelet.
@dinosaur_senior : I'm going with "a shroud for a massive French cruller".
What good is it if you have to watch the sun set over Jersey?
@Clarence Rosario : Airborne particulate matter = pretty sunsets. Thanks, NJ!
"No, we didn't make an offer. I mean, yes, it had Ramon Gold limestone – but it wasn't rippled. Jesus, it was like Section 8 housing. Anyway, I'm off to buy a new maid!" (air kiss)
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