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Less Ambitious Raccoons Settle On Invading Chicago
Chicago, the city of broad asses, has a raccoon problem. They're everywhere! Hopefully they will figure out how boring that town is and go somewhere else before they become Italian beef. If that isn't happening already.
Yeah, we only have some of the best restaurants in the country, great music venues, 18 miles of rockin' and easily accessible lakefront (in summer at least), theater . . . but it would all be so much better if it were NYC!
@ragazza This is fascinating: I always thought the only people who would put "lakefront" and "rockin'" in the same sentence were Canadians.
@ragazza Chicago is the Miami of Canada.
Sir, We are really known as the City with Big(chips on)Shoulders. But you knew that already. grrr.
@#56 our new motto is "the city where you can live in a safe neighborhood and have enough money left over to go to a bar and when you are at that bar you can go pee in the bathroom whenever with no planning and also we have like 6 pret a mangers now"
"Chicago is a better city than New York because Chicago has alleys. The garbage doesn’t pile up on the sidewalks. Delivery vehicles don’t block main thoroughfares." -Kurt Vonnegut, Time Quake (1997)
Chicago's even worse than that podunk shithole Austin Texas, which admittedly is getting better, but still shitty.